12 Reasons Why Your Dog is Your Best Friend

  •           Because as her owner, she looks exactly like you (whether you like it or not).
  •           Because she has been around longer than most of your ex-boyfriends.
  •           Because she knows your moods better than most (and always does the most cosmically perfect thing when you need it most).
  •           Because she’s funny – whether she’s barking at another dog on the TV. chasing your feet, trying to attack your hand that’s underneath a blanket pretending to be a living thing or chasing her tail, she makes you laugh.
  •           Because she always greets you at the door with a smile on her face. Not sure anyone will ever be as excited as your dog is EVERYDAY when you come home.
  •           Because when she walks, she saunters like she rules the world, and in her mind, she does rule the world.
  •           Because she corrals the whole family when on walks and gets really stressed out when you’re not all together.
  •           Because she perfectly cleans your floor when you spill
  •           Because she attacks flying snowballs and is then perplexed when she can’t find where the “ball” went after it was thrown.
  •           Because as the woman in charge of the house she always welcomes the people you want to come over and scares away the ones you don’t ie: the “stop by” neighbor, solicitors, an ex.
  •           Because as angry as you might be when your in your black blazer, her incessant shedding will make you smile one day. 
  •      Because she’s the most consistently kind friend you’ll ever have.